Friday, January 3, 2014

Ford GT


Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Friday, May 25, 2012



Dear Dr. Phil,

When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- Pickerel fishing.
I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.
Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner, who it turned out, loves Pickerel fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies.
As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time out on the lake.
A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful Pickerel you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught its twin brother!
So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice Pickerel that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested.
Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat!
I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.
What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?
Thanks,
Roger

P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two Pickerel we caught.

 
Dear Arthur:
Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.
That's a nice pair of Pickerel!

Sincerely,
 
Dr. Phil

In God We Trust.
 

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes."
-- Thomas Jefferson --
 
The debate goes on!
I have friends on both sides of the handgun issue, those who believe easy access to hand guns is not good for this country and those who believe government has no business dictating ownership one way or the other.

I have gained valuable understanding from both arguments.  I have made my final decision.
Certain Americans, especially those who are more likely to become victims of crime, need to own and become proficient with handguns! 
 I can't discuss it any further right now. It's my turn to pick up the shells.

A tough looking group of bikers were riding
when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.          
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"  "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want
to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... 

"Well, before you jump why don't you give me a kiss?"
 So she does... And it was a long, deep, passionate, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.  Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".

       The authorities think she may have been pushed.

                      





This woman is 51 yrs old.
She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, and promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet which is high in organic fruits and vegetables.
She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation, and supplements.

 
This woman is also 51.
She is Nigella Lawson... a TV cook, who eats meat, butter, and desserts..... and, she washes
it all down with beer and wine..

I REST MY CASE........

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Ummmmm!!!


Monday, April 30, 2012



Montana Cowboy


Watch to the end. It is not what you think..


Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Montana Rodeo


Thursday, March 1, 2012

The United States Air Force - Solving problems since 1947

Monday, January 9, 2012

Its a fact of life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F.....

Friday, December 30, 2011

Hitler Wants a Harley for Sturgis


Montana Senior Citizen






Story from a Montana State Highway Patrol officer:
I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. I90 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Butte Mt. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having
a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a fucking thing!"

Sunday, October 16, 2011


Hope this guy runs in 2012, he's got what it takes to succeed in Washington...

Wednesday, August 3, 2011


...is 72 years old.
Today, if Dorothy were to encounter men with no brains, no hearts, and no balls,
she wouldn't be in Oz.

She'd be in Congress!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Words fail me

Monday, June 13, 2011

Be Prepared

Friday, May 13, 2011

How to ask for a date

Gently touch her hand and show her that you care..

Saturday, April 2, 2011

New Radiation Monitor


NOTE:  I checked with SNOPES and this really does work.

 
With all the fear of radiation fallout from Japan I thought it might be useful to tell you about a cheap, effective, homemade radiation tester you can easily assemble and rely upon. 
Just follow these simple instructions:

 
OPEN A BAG OF ORVILLE REDENBACHER MICROWAVE POPCORN.
LEAVE IT ON YOUR KITCHEN COUNTER.
IF IT STARTS POPPING, YOU’RE FUCKED.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

There are worse things on the beach then an oil spill...












2011 email basic strategy

OK people we all need to agree on our email strategy for the forth coming decade.
I propose:
NO more chain emails
NO more dying child emails
NO more forwarded lucky emails
NO more walking in anyone's foot steps emails
NO more "Send this to ten people or you will have bad luck" emails
What we need is to get back to what email was designed for:





 Pictures of Hot Cars.........

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

New Aurora pictures

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Cool Half time show

Senior Citizen Snow Plow

Great Caption

Hmmmmmm

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

A little windows 7 trick called God Mode

Create a new folder on your desktop and rename it:
GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}

Open the folder and look inside...

Friday, January 14, 2011

Bro's on bikes

 
Evil Knegro


 
Leroy Gets A New Harley
 
 
 
 Why Allah gave them camels

Great unmotivational posters