Great News...

Al Qaeda leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi killed by US forces in Iraq, has met with the first of the 72 virgins that Allah promised.....

How to answer the door

Welfare for my dog

I signed up my dog for welfare. Do you think he is eligible? He's black, lazy and has no friggin idea who his daddy is..

Two Trillion Tons

1936 Stainless Steel Ford

Airplane home

Shaved

Dead Killing Machine

This monster Canadian Grey Wolf
was shot due to his continued
killing of Livestock in Sun Valley, Idaho.

If my nose was running money

Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbuilt

The new smart cars

The Smorvette!



The Smaudi A3 AWD!

The Smamborghini!

The Smorsche!


The Smerrari!


The Smustang

New riding mower

My wife always wanted a riding lawn mower. She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work and thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside the house.

SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower. I guess I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug.

To this day I have never been able to understand why some women are so hard to please.

Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama being our president.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of idiot put him up there to begin with'.

Volcano from outer space.....

These pictures where taken by astronauts from the space station of an actual volcano erupting on Earth....

Wild Ride

Boat launching for dummies

You decide

Heres a mans grillle.. Nice..

Sun Tan lotion rule #1

When you go to the beach, you should follow one simple rule...


NEVER!


NEVER!


NEVER!


NEVER!





Rub suntan lotion on someone you don't know!

Our family vacation video

A .45 caliber, leaves a mighty big hole.......

Now its off to Wallmart for a new pair of shoes AND
a book on safe gun handling!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make my day!!!!!

Miss Trailer Park contest

Who would you vote for?

Some cool rides