Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
Friday, May 13, 2011
Saturday, April 2, 2011
New Radiation Monitor
NOTE: I checked with SNOPES and this really does work.
With all the fear of radiation fallout from Japan I thought it might be useful to tell you about a cheap, effective, homemade radiation tester you can easily assemble and rely upon.
Just follow these simple instructions:
OPEN A BAG OF ORVILLE REDENBACHER MICROWAVE POPCORN.
LEAVE IT ON YOUR KITCHEN COUNTER.
IF IT STARTS POPPING, YOU’RE FUCKED.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
2011 email basic strategy
OK people we all need to agree on our email strategy for the forth coming decade.
I propose:
NO more chain emailsNO more dying child emails
NO more forwarded lucky emails
NO more walking in anyone's foot steps emails
NO more "Send this to ten people or you will have bad luck" emails
What we need is to get back to what email was designed for:
Pictures of Hot Cars.........
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
A little windows 7 trick called God Mode
Create a new folder on your desktop and rename it:
GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}
Open the folder and look inside...
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
Friday, January 7, 2011
Worlds Largest Army
The state of Wisconsin has gone an entire deer hunting season without someone getting killed. That's great. There were over 600,000 hunters. Allow me to restate that number. Over the last two months, the eighth largest army in the world - more men under arms than Iran; more than France and Germany combined - deployed to the woods of a single American state to help keep the deer menace at bay.
But that pales in comparison to the 750,000 who are in the woods of Pennsylvania this week. Michigan 's 700,000 hunters have now returned home. Toss in a quarter million hunters in West Virginia , and it is literally the case that the hunters of those four states alone would comprise the largest army in the world. America will forever be safe from foreign invasion of troops with that kind of home-grown firepower.
Hunting - it's not just a way to fill the freezer. It's a matter of national security!
Military Quote of the Day
"When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it
became optional. I'm getting out before Obama makes it mandatory."
-Sgt H Berres, USMC
became optional. I'm getting out before Obama makes it mandatory."
-Sgt H Berres, USMC
Thursday, January 6, 2011
SURVIVOR ..... Montana Style
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Montana
is planning to do its own, titled 'Survivor -Montana Style.'
The contestants will start in Helena , travel over to Billings and Lewistown .
Then, they will head northwest to Missoula then up to Kalispell.
From there they will proceed west to Libby and Troy. Then final leg will be back to Helena !
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
HUGE bumper sticker that reads: I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. Beer is
harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Obama is God.
Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns.'
The first one that makes it back to Helena alive wins...
is planning to do its own, titled 'Survivor -Montana Style.'
The contestants will start in Helena , travel over to Billings and Lewistown .
Then, they will head northwest to Missoula then up to Kalispell.
From there they will proceed west to Libby and Troy. Then final leg will be back to Helena !
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
HUGE bumper sticker that reads: I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. Beer is
harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Obama is God.
Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns.'
The first one that makes it back to Helena alive wins...
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