Hitler Wants a Harley for Sturgis

Montana Senior Citizen

Story from a Montana State Highway Patrol officer:
I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. I90 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Butte Mt. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having
a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a fucking thing!"

Nude Man Clock (Weird)

http://lovedbdb.com/nudemenClock/index2.html

I thought since deer season was upon us once again, I would post a picture to remind you of what a whitetail looks like..

Hope this guy runs in 2012, he's got what it takes to succeed in Washington...

...is 72 years old.

Today, if Dorothy were to encounter men with no brains, no hearts, and no balls,

she wouldn't be in Oz.

She'd be in Congress!

Words fail me

Be Prepared

How to ask for a date

Gently touch her hand and show her that you care..

New Radiation Monitor

NOTE:  I checked with SNOPES and this really does work.

 

With all the fear of radiation fallout from Japan I thought it might be useful to tell you about a cheap, effective, homemade radiation tester you can easily assemble and rely upon. 

Just follow these simple instructions:

 

OPEN A BAG OF ORVILLE REDENBACHER MICROWAVE POPCORN.

LEAVE IT ON YOUR KITCHEN COUNTER.

IF IT STARTS POPPING, YOU’RE FUCKED.

There are worse things on the beach then an oil spill...

2011 email basic strategy

OK people we all need to agree on our email strategy for the forth coming decade.

I propose:

NO more chain emails
NO more dying child emails
NO more forwarded lucky emails
NO more walking in anyone's foot steps emails
NO more "Send this to ten people or you will have bad luck" emails
What we need is to get back to what email was designed for:

 

 Pictures of Hot Cars.........

New Aurora pictures

Cool Half time show

Senior Citizen Snow Plow

Great Caption

Hmmmmmm

A little windows 7 trick called God Mode

Create a new folder on your desktop and rename it:

GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}

Open the folder and look inside...

2 Fallout during rough Roller Coaster ride. (very graphic)

Bro's on bikes

 

Evil Knegro

 

Leroy Gets A New Harley

 

 

 

 Why Allah gave them camels

Great unmotivational posters

Worlds Largest Army

The state of Wisconsin has gone an entire deer hunting season without someone getting killed. That's great. There were over 600,000 hunters. Allow me to restate that number. Over the last two months, the eighth largest army in the world - more men under arms than Iran; more than France and Germany combined - deployed to the woods of a single American state to help keep the deer menace at bay.

But that pales in comparison to the 750,000 who are in the woods of Pennsylvania this week. Michigan 's 700,000 hunters have now returned home. Toss in a quarter million hunters in West Virginia , and it is literally the case that the hunters of those four states alone would comprise the largest army in the world. America will forever be safe from foreign invasion of troops with that kind of home-grown firepower.

Hunting - it's not just a way to fill the freezer. It's a matter of national security!

Military Quote of the Day

"When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it
became optional. I'm getting out before Obama makes it mandatory."

-Sgt H Berres, USMC

SURVIVOR ..... Montana Style

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows,  Montana
is planning to do its own, titled 'Survivor -Montana Style.'

The contestants will start in Helena , travel over to Billings and Lewistown .
Then, they will head northwest to Missoula then up to Kalispell. 
From there they will proceed west to Libby and Troy. Then final leg will be back to Helena !

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
HUGE bumper sticker that reads:  I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. Beer is
harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Obama is God.
Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns.'

The first one that makes it back to Helena alive wins...