We truly take a lot for granted.
Forget the football 'heroes' and movie 'stars'.
Pass this on so that all may know the price of freedom
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American Soldier
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
I don't want to go to Iraq
A soldier ran up to a nun.
Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt?
I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have
you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq .'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair
of legs!' The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go
to Iraq either.'
Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt?
I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have
you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq .'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair
of legs!' The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go
to Iraq either.'
Monday, April 20, 2009
Government waste?
When NASA started sending astronauts into space, they quickly
discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero
gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a
decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero
gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass
and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy
paying them.
discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero
gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a
decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero
gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass
and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy
paying them.
Monday, April 13, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
A Doctor on his morning walk, noticed an elderly lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look,what is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day" she said.. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big fat joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels a week and I only eat junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing, how old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
"I smoke ten cigars a day" she said.. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big fat joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels a week and I only eat junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing, how old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
How cool where you in high school?
This is a pretty cool test!! Check it out...
This is based on how cool you where in high school
what crowds you hung around with, where you liked to hang out etc etc.
Its pretty accurate, try it..............
LET'S SEE IF YOU ARE A COOL PERSON:
http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm
This is based on how cool you where in high school
what crowds you hung around with, where you liked to hang out etc etc.
Its pretty accurate, try it..............
LET'S SEE IF YOU ARE A COOL PERSON:
http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
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