Regs Crazy World

A Doctor on his morning walk, noticed an elderly lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look,what is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day" she said.. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big fat joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels a week and I only eat junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing, how old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.