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Dear Dr. Phil,

When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- Pickerel fishing.
I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.
Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner, who it turned out, loves Pickerel fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies.
As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time out on the lake.
A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful Pickerel you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught its twin brother!
So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice Pickerel that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested.
Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat!
I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.
What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?
Thanks,
Roger

P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two Pickerel we caught.

 

Dear Arthur:

Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.

That's a nice pair of Pickerel!

Sincerely, 

Dr. Phil

In God We Trust.
 

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes."
-- Thomas Jefferson --

 

The debate goes on!

I have friends on both sides of the handgun issue, those who believe easy access to hand guns is not good for this country and those who believe government has no business dictating ownership one way or the other.

I have gained valuable understanding from both arguments.  I have made my final decision.
Certain Americans, especially those who are more likely to become victims of crime, need to own and become proficient with handguns! 

 I can't discuss it any further right now. It's my turn to pick up the shells.

A tough looking group of bikers were riding

when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.          

 

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"  "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want

to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... 

"Well, before you jump why don't you give me a kiss?"

 So she does... And it was a long, deep, passionate, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.  Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".

       The authorities think she may have been pushed.

                      

This woman is 51 yrs old.
She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, and promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet which is high in organic fruits and vegetables.

She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation, and supplements.

 

This woman is also 51.

She is Nigella Lawson... a TV cook, who eats meat, butter, and desserts..... and, she washes

it all down with beer and wine..

I REST MY CASE........

Ummmmm!!!

Montana Cowboy

Watch to the end. It is not what you think..

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Its a fact of life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F.....