I don't want to go to Iraq

A soldier ran up to a nun.
Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt?
I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have
you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq .'

The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair
of legs!' The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go
to Iraq either.'