Friday, November 12, 2010

Mood ring

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big red mark on his fucking forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.


 



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